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‘Bicentennial Derangement Syndrome’ ravages administration
2+ hour, 55+ min ago (324+ words) A group of Lafayette College administrators stood in a circle on the Quad, flying French flags and saddling hobby horses like those very impressive competitive professionals. It's a symptom of "Bicentennial Derangement Syndrome," said Director of HP Jodi Scooter. "I…...
Greek life attempts murder, politely asked to do ‘lil workout
3+ hour ago (257+ words) Several members of fraternity and sorority life were involved in a convoluted scheme to brutally murder innocent Eastonians, setting a downtown hotel on fire, resulting in injuries and major property damage earlier this year. In response, chapters were asked months…...