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lafayettestudentnews.com > 189231 > scoffayette > draft-bicentennial-derangement-syndrome-ravages-administration

‘Bicentennial Derangement Syndrome’ ravages administration

2+ hour, 55+ min ago  (324+ words) A group of Lafayette College administrators stood in a circle on the Quad, flying French flags and saddling hobby horses like those very impressive competitive professionals. It's a symptom of "Bicentennial Derangement Syndrome," said Director of HP Jodi Scooter. "I…...

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lafayettestudentnews.com > 189260 > scoffayette > greek-life-attempts-murder-politely-asked-to-do-hiit-workout

Greek life attempts murder, politely asked to do ‘lil workout

3+ hour ago  (257+ words) Several members of fraternity and sorority life were involved in a convoluted scheme to brutally murder innocent Eastonians, setting a downtown hotel on fire, resulting in injuries and major property damage earlier this year. In response, chapters were asked months…...