7+ hour, 38+ min ago (92+ words) Our Miserable World At An Unbeatable Price Black Friday Sale. Get The Paper . Tuesday, December 2, 2025 A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined he failed to maintain order and decorum. What do you think? "Either wear a full Elvis costume or don't even bother showing up to work." "Little Richard gave me 25 to life." "Yet in England they're required." The stars appreciate your "whistle while you work" philosophy, but pallbearers are typically expected to be silent....